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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

10.06.2025 00:32

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.